Quotes

Strap your seat belts on nice and tightly, because it will be quite bumpy up there

Sea Plane Pilot at Te Anau, January 2009

When you visit Tasmania,
dress like an onion

Bruny Island tour guide, December 2008

People with smelly… err… small children may exit through the rear
of the plane

Virgin Blue Pilot after landing at Launceston, December 2008

Hewro prease? Water, beer, hewro?

Chinese sales woman @ the Great Wall, November 2008

Photo da, video njet

Security Guard Mayakovskaya Station, November 2008

There are no toilets on Antarctica.
Meet Mr. Yum Yum!

Duncan @ Akademik Vavilov ship, January 2008

There is a problem with the tour because of the fish

Sergio Lares, Ushuaia, January 2008

Look at the diaper…
Did you eat crayons honey!?

Mother changing her son, Orlando, September 2007

Planes are machines, they sometimes break down

Pilot, Londolozi - South Africa, May 2007

What do you look at? Beautiful lady?

Crazy old chinese lady, San Francisco, July 2006